The case drops
You get the chart the way you'd get it in real life: a chief complaint, a med list with a problem buried in it, and history that doesn't quite add up. No script, no multiple choice.
Mafia Pearl · Membership
Rehearse the patient before the patient is real.
Podcasts teach you the “why.” Simulations make you prove it out loud. Mafia Pearl members meet live on Zoom for mock-patient simulations: NP Z plays the patient, and you run the encounter. He challenges the three things that decide real practice — your diagnostic reasoning, your medication selection, and the way you interview — with incomplete information, competing differentials, and a plan you have to defend, in a group small enough that everyone gets pressed and everyone gets feedback.
Run by NP Z, Duke-trained Psychiatric Nurse Practitioner · Live on Zoom
NP Z, PMHNP-BC, is a Duke-trained psychiatric nurse practitioner who has spent his career where psychiatry gets real: evaluations, medication decisions, and patients whose charts never tell the whole story.
He built Pearls and Prep into 127 episodes of case-based psychiatric teaching — listened to by thousands of PMHNP students and clinicians every month — because he believes the gap in NP education is not knowledge. It is reps. Mafia Pearl is where those reps happen: live, out loud, with a clinician who will press your reasoning the way your first attending will.
When you defend a plan in a simulation, you are learning from someone who has defended those same plans in practice — and who knows exactly which mistakes new PMHNPs make in their first year, because he trains them for a living.
Credentials
You get the chart the way you'd get it in real life: a chief complaint, a med list with a problem buried in it, and history that doesn't quite add up. No script, no multiple choice.
You interview NP Z in character as the patient, build the differential, and commit to a treatment plan — while he presses the way a good attending does: why that diagnosis, why that drug, why that dose, what are you watching for?
Every session closes with direct feedback: what landed, what would have hurt the patient, and the clinical pearls worth carrying into your own practice — the same pearls the podcast is built on.
You're in clinicals, you know the material, and you want reps applying it under pressure — before a preceptor is grading the attempt.
Your first real panel is coming — or already here. Simulations close the gap between the exam answer and the decision you'd defend in the room.
You want a small, trusted group to stress-test your reasoning on hard cases — psychopharm choices, differentials, the calls that keep you up later.
Start rehearsing
$100 / month
Two live simulations a month, office hours, and the full clinical library. Cancel anytime.
Join Mafia Pearl — $100/moSecure checkout by Stripe. Groups capped at 8 — when a cohort fills, the next one opens.
Membership
Mafia Pearl
$100 / month
Simulations, office hours, and the full clinical library — one membership.
Join Mafia Pearl — $100/moWhen a group fills at 8, the next cohort opens — your seat is in the group you're placed in, not a crowd. Questions first? [email protected]
Because feedback doesn't scale. In a group of eight, NP Z hears every member's reasoning on every case — and can correct it in the moment. The cap is the product: when a cohort fills, the next one opens, and no group ever runs bigger than eight.